uBaba Ka Duduzane: The Ultimate Strategist?

Source: The Citizen

Following the amusing analyses and predictions popping up in the media regarding P-P-Pr-r-r.e.s. Zuma’s (it’s rather difficult to refer to him as “President”) strategy for the upcoming ANC Elective Conference in December, I somehow couldn’t understand how these analyses could be attributed to the mind of one individual who:

• Took a shower to wash down a potential  infection after having unprotected sex with an HIV positive woman;
• Cannot read numbers containing more than 5 figures (some 6 year olds can read numbers containing more than 5 figures);
• Feels threatened by “clever blacks”;
• Recites a passage like a 5 year old who has just learned to read his first children’s book;

     What kind of in-depth analysis would one need, to make an assessment for such mind boggling stupidity of an individual? But, for the sake of satire, let’s unpack the reality and intellectual capacity of one Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma. (And I will from here-on refer to him as anything but P-P-Pr-r.e.s.  Zuma)

There is an assumption that No. 1 is using his ex-wife, NDZ (Nkosasana Dlamini-Zuma) as a front to mask his real intention of making Zweli Mkhize his ultimate choice to take over the ANC reins.  There is another prediction that, should Cyril Ramaphosa win, he may cut a deal with MacBuffalo  to look the other way and prevent him from standing trial for his treacherous shenanigans. There are other assumptions of The Nkandla Crooner changing tact at the 11^th hour, and making Baleka “I don’t recognise you” Mbete his running horse (pardon the pun); or the one where he plans to redeploy the two main threats (CR17 and Mkhize) to his preferred candidate (NDZ), and then proceed to secure a position for himself in the ANC top six where he can still manipulate things to his advantage. Then there is an analysis of why all the above will not transpire, and that Zuma intends to disrupt things to the extent that the conference does not take place, so that he remains Head Honcho until the General Elections in 2019 or until he’s ready to skip the country.

The only thing all of the above proves, is that no one really knows exactly what Mshini-Wam’s intention is, but the resounding agreement is that he definitely has no intention to stand trial for any crime, and return to that 6 x 8 foot cell for the rest of his criminal life. This, I would agree with, because this oke has no scruples and absolutely no sense of moral decency and will NEVER “fall on his sword” or negotiate a plea bargain with the new leaders.  Jacob G. Zuma believes that he is above reproach and stooping so low (in his little mind) as to admit that he fucked up big time, is not in his persona.

So here is my 10 cents worth of analyses and predictions.

uBaba Ka Duduzane is said to be a shrewd tactician, and a wily strategist.  This is ostensibly attributed to him being an avid chess player, and the chairman of the Chess Club during his time in incarceration on Robben Island.  I don’t, for one second, believe that he is any good in chess, although he learned to play the game on Robben Island when he was in his 20s. Being an honorary guest at the Commonwealth and South African Open Chess Championships in Port Elizabeth in 2013, he chose to play a 5 year old toddler in a game that ended in a stalemate.  Really? Playing a 5 year old little boy barely out of his nappies (Diapers)?  Some may argue it was an exhibition match or just a photo opportunity; but why choose the youngest kid at the tournament?  That said one cannot find any record of his chess prowess or how many significant games he has ever won. But, there is another report of him losing at a similar tournament to a 13 year old girl. Nonetheless, being the chairman of a chess club does not necessarily mean you are the best player in the club. For all intents and purposes, he may have been one of only two members in the club, with, probably his tutor as the second member! There is very little, if any, information on the web about the club and its members. In addition, we know for sure that he doesn’t (can’t?) read, so he may not be familiar with various chess strategies or open and closed games. To know these tactics and strategies, one should read to improve and understand how one plans a winning game.  

Artist: Zapiro

Since his rape trial back in 2006, controversy has followed him like a demon ready to take over his
soul. Amongst his many embarrassing sexploits and misadventures, was the rape of an HIV positive woman, his fathering a child with the daughter of a close friend, fraud and racketeering charges involving his “Financial Advisor”, and the latest Gupta-linked kak-storm hitting Mzanzi. Other stories emerged about his dodgy relationship with ex-convict-turned-politicians. How many cabinet reshuffles has he authorised since 2009? The level of corruption he is alleged to be embroiled in is staggering, to say the least.  One can write a book on the shit that this extra-terrestrial, sex-craved, wrecking ball homo-noid has wrought on everyone and everything for which he is accountable. But for fear of losing me in derision and for the purposes of this analysis, these few glaring examples should suffice to clarify the point.

Given all the controversial, criminal disasters he has engineered, and given the fact that each time he has been caught, literally, with his pants down, does that sound like someone who knows what he’s doing; someone who has this grand strategy that will dupe the whole country into believing he is the ultimate tactician and master of deflection?

I think not.

Artist: Zapiro

I think No. 1 has survived as long as he has, simply because he is surrounded by a plethora of
corrupt, thieving individuals just like him, and he has a folder for the criminal activities of each and every one of them, inside and outside of Government.  With this priceless information at his disposal, he knows he can do whatever his heart desires without suffering any incrimination at all. A case in point, his last cabinet reshuffle, was a big FUCK YOU to his ANC detractors and the country as a whole.  He is so confident, to the point of obstinacy, that he proceeded with the State Capture project by enacting said reshuffle of his most trusted lieutenants into the Ministry of Finance to finish the job. Suffice it to say, through courtesy of his Saxonwold handlers.

He doesn’t give a flying fuck about anything around him, least of all those pesky 783 corruption charges. I’m quite sure he doesn’t make ANY decisions or gives direction for his defence of said charges.  He leaves all of that up to his comrade-in-thieves to take care of, while he lounges at his fire-pool drinking his Umqombothi and summoning his wives one-by-one to (amuse) him…..in between pleasuring his head-bobbing masters from 5 Saxonwold drive. All he wants to hear is that his preferred candidate will succeed him at the Conference in December and that he’s not standing trial for anything.

I think the Showerhead will see the State Capture Project to its devastating end (as ordered by his head-bobbing handlers), wind things up, and charter a flight out to Mars, where Interpol can’t find him and therefore cannot be extradited. Given his infinite stupidity, he probably thinks that Mars is an island in a remote part of the globe, obscured from civilisation and inaccessible to normal people like you and I. But, under mounting public pressure his Saxonwold handlers may have a few surprises in store for him, or he for them…..there is no honour among thieves.

However, any predictions would be irrelevant should Pikkewyntjie (Shaun the Sheep) suddenly develop a backbone and decide to prosecute uBaba Ka Duduzane for those annoying 783 corruption charges, in which case, the Nkandla Crooner will be at his Karaoke best!

State Capture and the democracy that was

The topic of Politics is always frowned upon in social circles and people are often reluctant to debate political issues or developments, given our historical political landscape.  I was recently asked not to engage in any political discussions at a social gathering, for fear of offending someone.  In my opinion anyone who feels offended by a political discussion, should engage in some serious self-reflection and re-evaluate their standing and contribution to society. However, and understandably, with a reflection on our political history, these discussions or debates can become awkward, tense, and in extreme circumstances, can turn violent.

I take a strong interest in politics, not because I have an affiliation to a specific political party or movement, or for that matter have some kind of ideological belief, but merely because I feel, as a citizen and taxpayer, we need to keep our politicians (on both sides of the spectrum) ethical and honourable in their duty to society; however difficult or impossible that may be.  Holding our politicians to account is every South African citizen’s moral obligation to ensure they deliver on their promises and to ensure the future of our kids are not compromised.  Social Media has become an extremely effective tool for the purposes of the aforementioned, and is the perfect platform for any reluctant individual to air their views.

This invariably brings me to the subject of State Capture. As any South African, whose eyes are open for a minimum of 10 hours per day, would know, the story of the Guptas make the front page of most newspapers and the leading story on local News channels, almost daily.  The phrase “state capture” describes how an immigrant Indian family, the Guptas, have manoeuvred themselves into a position where they wield control over state-owned companies with their huge procurement budgets, diverting large sums into their own pockets and, by extension, the President, his family and his circle of cronies. While I will not go into extensive detail and bore you to death about this sorry saga, I will attempt to highlight some of the repercussions which affect every South African, as a result of this State Capture. This may shed some light on why I suggest that every South African citizen worth their salt are obliged to hold politicians to account, in whichever way we can.  Suffice it to say, without the involvement of the average citizen and civil society, we expose ourselves to the kind of exploitation and blatant theft witnessed in this State Capture.

State Capture is probably the most controversial and embarrassing of events that had befell South Africa since the days of Apartheid. The daylight robbery of SOEs (State Owned Entities), like Eskom, SAA, SABC, Transnet, PRASA and Denel, brought a whole new level of corruption and white collar crime in this country’s young history. The corruption in the Arms Deal is dwarfed by the scale of corruption in the capture of our state. The figure punted by former Minister of Finance, Pravin Gordhan, in state corruption was around R100 billion, which roughly represents 10% of Government Expenditure. He emphasised that this money could have doubled Social Grants for the 17 million South Africans on Social Welfare. It could have built low cost houses for 5 million families, not to mention the number of schools or hospitals that could have been built. A R100 billion could have made a significant impact to the rate of unemployment through job creation.

The most embarrassing thing about this story is that the perpetrators central to this pilfering are uitlanders from the Indian sub-continent who saw the potential for grand scale larceny through our compromised public officials and a pliable Government administration. They were so enamoured with this potential that they arrogantly set a goal of stealing no less than R10 billion in liquid assets in a set time period. Their South African citizenship is under investigation, but this did not deter them from realising these goals. The corruption and theft extends globally and implicates various multinational corporations doing shady business with the Gupta family, and corrupt government officials.

The impact on ordinary South Africans is far reaching with the most vulnerable in society being affected directly. As mentioned, the 17 million beneficiaries of Social Welfare could have benefited the most, but instead face more controversy around non-payment of their social grants in 2018. Over 30 million people currently live below the poverty line which is more than half of the total population in this country.

The country is currently in a recession, brought about by the ratings downgrades of various State Owned Entities, and subsequently a downgrading in the economy’s investment grade. In the bigger scheme of things this implies that Foreign Direct Investment in South Africa slows down, with the possibility of an outflow of current investments; a case in point, the exit of Ford South Africa.

As a result of the downgrades, and with little or no future investments, the prospect of job creation becomes a non-entity, and thus unemployment increases. The official rate as at June 2017 stood at a mind boggling 27.7%, the highest in 13 years. In numbers, that represents a total of 6.8 million of the employable people in the country. The unofficial rate which includes the number of people giving up looking for work sits at around 37%.

Service Delivery throughout South Africa has deteriorated to the extent that municipalities and local Governments were under siege by gatvol and frustrated residents. The latest audit report for 2016 of 263 Municipalities showed that only 49 country-wide, had clean audits. The total amount of money wasted through corruption was around R16 billion, an increase of a whopping 50% over the previous year.

SOE’s are bankrupt, with Treasury having to consistently bail them out. Public money urgently needed by other Social programs like housing, education and health is being diverted to these SOEs. The latest is SAA where it is alleged the government plans to sell its share in Telkom to keep SAA afloat.

The NDP (National Development Plan) vision for 2030 has been abandoned, as a result of the dire circumstances of our ailing economy. The economic growth forecast for the period 2010 through 2030 is envisioned as best case scenario at 5,4% and worst case scenario at 3,3%. Over the past five years the average growth had already breached the worst case scenario at a measly 1,6% annually. Based on these figures, the expected growth for the next 5 years is an average of only 1,8 to 2,0%. That’s assuming our economy is not downgraded further to junk status, in which case the forecast may be much lower.

Latest reports indicate that 73% of middle class income earners are buckling under extreme debt. The middle class is the spine of the economy and the tax base and a lot of South Africa’s sustainability as a nation depends on this group. This appears to be a direct result of increased expenses on the back of lower annual increases.

As can be seen from the above facts, the people most affected by the shenanigans of State Capture are the poor and the middle class backbone of the economy. Should the situation deteriorate, and the middle class collapses, there is a very strong possibility of becoming another Zimbabwe.

Madiba’s dream of a rainbow nation with the foundation of a prosperous society was stolen by three chubby, head bobbling brothers who are alleged to have racist views of black people in this country.  While trumpeting and promoting the notions of Affirmative Action and BEE, these thieves are secretly racist bigots. Our hard fought after democracy is in danger of becoming an almost well-deserved basket case if all patriotic South Africans don’t stand together and hold our government to account for their actions.

For more information on State Capture, see #Guptaleaks.

Please feel free to post your comments below. 

It’s our time for sacrifice and selflessness

The passing of one of the revered icons in the liberation struggle closes yet another chapter in the story of our democracy. Ahmed Kathrada, like Nelson Mandela, Govan Mbeki, Albert Lithuli and others will forever be remembered for their lifetime contributions in the quest for the freedom of the South African people from a vile, racist regime. Rarely in a lifetime would one see the selfless acts of individuals so passionate about an ideology that they were prepared to lay down their lives for what they believed in.

As ordinary South Africans, we could never appreciate or comprehend the sacrifices they have made throughout their lives so that we could be truly free. The desecrating of family homes, separation of family members, incarceration of whole families, the exile and banishment of close families and friends. Not to mention the hounding and terrorizing, from the Apartheid State Security, of those left behind to keep the revolution alive.

Twenty-three years into democracy we have all but forgotten what these legends of revolution had to endure so that ours and our descendant’s futures are free from oppression and prejudice. We go about our daily lives and excite ourselves in planning the future and success of our loved ones. We are carefully focused on ourselves and our environment and seldom give a thought for those in society who have still to benefit from the democracy so hard fought for by individuals like Ahmed Kathrada.

Twenty-three years into democracy, 17 million South Africans still live off Social Grants, courtesy of the Government. Twenty-three years into democracy, almost half of the employable people are unemployed and live off U.I.F benefits, courtesy of the government. Twenty-three years into democracy, service delivery is sorely lacking in rural areas across South Africa, with no running water, no electricity, deteriorating infrastructure, etc. Twenty-three years into democracy we face the looming prospect of being economically isolated from the rest of the world, courtesy of Global Rating Agencies.

Given the state of affairs in our country, leadership is non-existent, and those in power have very little or no sense of accountability or responsibility to their oath of office. Their focus and energies are expended predominantly on nefarious, selfish needs, which are contrary to the values and principles espoused by our icons of the liberation struggle. Corruption, theft, fraud is the order of the day, with no regard for the plight of the people of South Africa. Questionable business deals with dodgy businessmen has taken precedent as Government’s sole priority. Respect for a Constitution, that has been a shining example to societies around the world has reached a new low by the so-called leaders of our free society.

For the lack of a more decent description, the only words that could describe the state of our country and our leadership, is disgusting, despicable and shamefully disgraceful. To think that so many lives were sacrificed for a better South African Society; so many families desecrated and torn apart, so many communities trampled underfoot by the Apartheid State; all that hard work that was achieved over a lifetime, only to be undone by unscrupulous, self-serving, corrupt fraudsters who have no respect for a 100-year old revolutionary movement, or their fellow South Africans they are supposed to be serving.

We, as patriotic South Africans cannot afford to sit idly by and watch how this hard fought for democracy gets pummeled and trampled into the ground by the fraudsters who we call leaders. We have a duty and a responsibility to acknowledge and show our appreciation of what the Liberation struggle had achieved, through the sacrifices by individuals like Ahmed Kathrada. We must fight, through whatever means we can, to take back our freedoms and our democracy from those bent on destroying it. Anything less than explicit action from us, the 55 million South Africans, would render the hard work of the Liberation Struggle meaningless and all those lives sacrificed, futile. Let the destiny of this “beacon of hope” for so many around the world, lie in the hands of the people of South Africa who have an obligation to say:

“Yes, we can…..and so we should”!